Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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