Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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