I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He did a backflip because drugs
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