Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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