Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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