i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Randomize
