cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
