Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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