I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
you never un-have a 4some
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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