Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
my poor anus
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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