Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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