dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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