You can't motorboat a personality
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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