yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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