I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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