And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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