He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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