nut hugger
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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