im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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