I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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