You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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