Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
they're like a gay fantastic four
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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