a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
is it fun? or sober?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
