quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
