i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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