Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
True but thats because hes a fetus.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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