In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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