i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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