so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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