ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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