Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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