found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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