would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize