We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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