So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
