So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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