Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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