Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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