so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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