another moral hangover. fuck.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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