3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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