Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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