I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize