Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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