By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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