I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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