I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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