just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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