Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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