Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
it's great music for shaving your balls
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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