question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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