Well apparently he's into motor boating.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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