You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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