The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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