If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
